Having A Pet Will Always Be More Fulfilling Than Having An SO

Published in Odd and Fun on 19th June 2017
Having A Pet Will Always Be More Fulfilling Than Having An SO

People have long since discovered that a relationship with your domesticated is mode better than anyrelationship you could ever have.

With beings, you haveto have similar interests in order to get along with. With domesticateds, you know they will like what you like.

Theyll watch any rom com, theyll stay in with you forever and they wont fuck your best friend!

You can prepare your baby the same snack every day for $2.95, and they will be eternally grateful. Theyll eat that shit up and think its best available nutrient of their lives.And after a long darknes out with your girls, theyll act like they havent learnt you in 100 years the second largest you walk through the door.

You try to pull that shit with your boyfriend, and he will leave you.

Pets are exactly more comfortable to cuddle with. They have fur, they know what you like and they are generally dont to continue efforts to hump you when youre too tired.

OK, back down, PETA. Were obviouslynot condoning sex with your pet. But you have to admit, its a plus that you can tell a pet to come when you are miss. If you asked your collaborator to do that, they would definitelyget pissed.

After dating someone for a long time, such relationships can get lazy.

But if you want to go on move, you dont need to motivate your dog. The merely mention of a possible year gets them extending. Theyll become wherever you want them to, when you are want them to.

Basically, if you want to completely verify someone else in your life, you should just get a baby because doing that shit to a human just isnt healthy.

Pets cant leave, and they dont even want to. If I had a guy running after me all day, licking my ankles and all, Im not sure how Id feel about it. But with a cute little fur ball, how could I say no ?!

The biggest discrepancies between is available on a relationship and having a baby is babies dont talk back, and thats why people adore them. They cant give you snarky explains on a double date, and gives thank God for that one.

GEN WHY is back for season seven to remind you thatYOU DONT NEED NO MAN.

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